I'm growing suspicious that my roommate masturbates in his sleep, because I hear the weirdest fucking noises coming from over there at 4 in the morning. It's really uncomfortable being in the same room as him now.

Just mixed Cocoa Pebbles and Frosted Flakes in a bowl the size of a baseball helmet. Arguably the most genius idea since Theory of Relativity.

To all the Chirstian people out there or anyone who wishes to answer this, how do you love your enemy? Jesus said, "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you." Where is that line of having respect for yourself, not letting others "step on you" and loving your enemy?

I'm fluid, but I keep falling for straight girls and gay boys all the time...help!

FYI on Tuesday, April 23, there's going to be an on campus seminar on eating disorders, check out https://www.facebook.com/events/469959909740768/ to learn more :)

Tenzin P i want you.

Ashley C... you seem so happy all the time... what's your secret? And how are you so beautiful? It would be a dream to share a coffee with you sometime :)

If you believe in the Illuminati, I hate you