How can I get my homework done when all I can think about is the next time I get to ride the fuck out of you?

I LOVE VEMMA!!!!
~said nobody ever

I only have one pair of AA batteries in my apartment and I have to keep switching them between my vibrator and x-box controller

Sometimes I just wanna watch The Daily Show without him entering me.

Whenever I notice that the clock hits 12:34, I usually think to myself what I'm currently doing.

It continuously amazes me how many gorgeous people there are on this campus. Not just hot, not just cute, but flat out gorgeous.

I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for about a year now, but he still talks to his ex and I am considering breaking up with him. Because I have asked him to stop it, but he doesnt seem to care, he treats me like a princess, he has helped my family and I so much and I really dont want to break up with him. But knowing that he still talks to her kills me and more everytime he hides the conversations from me. :( he is my first love and I am dying inside, I want to give him another oporyunity, but everyone is telling me that he is just going to keep doing it.

I don't know why I'm so infatuated by her... She doesn't respect me, she isn't honest with me, she texts me while shes drunk or hanging out with her boy-toys and she has "relations" with every Tom, Dick, and Harry on campus (and off).

But she was the first, and I truly gave her my heart. It's so hard to see you moving on like I meant nothing. And even worse, I still want to be your fall-back... what we had was great, but I'm having the hardest time getting over you.

And some part of me loves you with an agonizing devotion. I didn't want it to end like this. I lost so much already, I didn't want to lose you too.