My roommate and I created a superhero, who simultaneously gets her powers and amnesia from eating Taco Bell.

Once in this amnesiac state, she solves crime by driving a fart car. Think Wonder Woman's invisible jet, but a fart car.

We finally got one of our roommates in on the heroic fun.

Truth: We are 12 year old boys stuck in the bodies of 21 year old women.

Oh, by the way, the superhero lives on "Flying Cloud Drive." Haha.

Noah V...hubba...hubba...

I'd like to go through having a Period just once so I can see how much you are all ovary acting.

I am scared of commitment, so I am constantly bickering with my boyfriend and telling him how much better he'd be without me... but the truth is I want him more than anything. When/if he breaks up with me I know it will be my fault.

I danced on a tabletop at Uncle Buck's last night.

The caf staff is so nice !

I need a girl to hold, spend my money on, and take care of... Any takers!!!!

My neighbor is an old woman who lives alone and never has visitors. I always have the urge to knock on her door holding brownies and asking if I can come in. I want to get to know her better because I bet she has had an interesting life and I would like to hear about it. However, I never do it because I'm afraid that she might tell me to go away.