Wednesday, 24 April 2013 07:34 AM
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I wish I were in a different league because she's out of mine
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 07:15 AM
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Ashley P...you are wrecking my mind.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 07:07 AM
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Joe R. You are the coolest nicest human being ever.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 07:03 AM
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I'd like to thank Augsburg... no, the people at Augsburg that has made my freshman year, a great year! Strangers, we were. Friends, we are now.
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:13 AM
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With group presentations and finals to study for you really think I give a damn about course evaluations? *checks email and scrolls past course evals in hopes of finding a "FINALS CANCELED" message*
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:12 AM
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If you're hooking up with someone in a room with more than one bedroom, please put some fucking music on. Seriously, you haven't made any noise for like 2 hours, I don't need to know that your sex life is that boring...
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:06 AM
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My communications professor doesn't respond to e-mails. Why do you have a job again?
Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:04 AM
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None my exes are dating better-looking guys than me. I guess that just means my personality is shitty. No, who am I kidding? I'm awesome and they suck.