Hottest guy at Augsburg= Jesse C. Literally in love.

I am sooooooo overwhelmed by Krista P's BEAUTY. I like her like. A LOT. and I am a girl. Please me mine? <3

Ben S...you have a big heart. Looks are just a bonus :)

Studying in the library and found a butterscotch stuck in the cushions of the chair I've been sitting in for the past two hours. Yep, just ate that. Go pre-finals week.

I have diabeetus, and I've had this condition for quite some time. Just the other day I hit my wife and she left me, then I realized my wife's been dead for 2 years. Who the hell did I hit?

Sometimes I like to think: "Man I'm a burnt leg hair whose folicle flow strong the love and passion of a greyhound!"

Then I just lay in mud til my hearbeat slows way down, then I............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................POUNCE!!!!!!!$$$$$

Those people who bring others down in order to pull themselves up; wake up and realize that you're causing your own misery. If you have a problem with someone, talk to them about it instead of being passive-aggressive or spreading rumors. If you're jealous of someone, get to know them more and realize that they can help you in the skills you're lacking...there's ALWAYS a better way to solve your problems. Grow up.

Today I had the most astounding revelation; bathed in wretched glory, i sulked into my moldy shower and dined on hamburgers. It was this day that i discovered my crocs were 2 sizes too big and looked horrible on me!

I went to the store and bought some spaghetti and scarfed it like a hound.

It was this day that I realized I was truly in love with my own happiness... Really!