To the girl who bought all of us drinks and food!! I will miss you and happy we are friends. See you next year!!!

She does a lot of random act of kindnesses around this college

You know for our last meal at Augsburg couldn't they maybe get some, oh I don't know, FUCKING CHICKEN TENDERS

I decided to get pop earlier today and I overheard a VERY heated discussion between some DPS officers about dragons. "Fucking DRAGONS man!"

So my roommate and I decided to separate our space in mort so one gets the room, one gets the living room. roommate's been creeping me out since then and Ive been actually quite creeped out cuz I would realize that she has been coming into my space for no reason, touch my stuff, etc. Finally I can't take it anymore I decided to record what goes on in my space when I'm gone (I separate the space with a curtain hanging high). And I found that my roommate does come in my space for no reason, looking over all my stuff and touching my stuff. We have different fridges and we both clarified that a year ago and my roommate opens my fridge and touches my food for no reason. What the FUck!

I'm a film major, but all I really want to do is direct scenes for Brazzers.

My roommate from this year believed that drinking water from the tap made her sick so she kept a jug filled with filtered water from the drinking fountain. She was a dread to live with, so to keep my sanity every time I saw that jug I dumped it out in the sink and filled it back up with tap water. It is called the placebo effect and yes this does prove that you are insane. I am so glad I never have to live with you again.

You're scared of who you are because you think you're bland, and your life is boring-and by the way, you're right- so you put on a front, to protect yourself from acknowledging that you're not a cool, misunderstood artistic genius.
You crave to be deep and misunderstood- god, no one is as good as you! uggg, only these foreign, misunderstood artistic geniuses no one has ever heard of "get me". I have eccentric patterns that are based on my personal philosophical convictions- erm, you wouldn't understand. *sigh* people are so beneath me, everybody works to make my life a living hell (even though they never bother me and I can do whatever I want) WOE IS ME!! It's so miserable when everyone's an idiot except for me! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!
You're so damn predictable. It's pathetic.
Everyone has problems and a crappy life, the difference is you make yours up, most others don't get a choice. Pat yourself on the back for being a spoiled bitch.
Well, it's a good thing you spent some time practicing sulking, being miserable, and having problems.
Because next year, you'll be getting to try them on for real:)

Last year I picked up an English translation of the Quran from a table in Christenson that was giving them out. I put the book on a windowsill where I thought it would be safe.. and it ended up getting wet from rain water getting in. Is it disrespectful to keep it if it's water damaged?