I hate eating from metal spoons. So we have a bunch of plastic ones at our house (like the ones you get at fast food restaurants) and I use those.

The story on the confession page was posted on April 30. The same story was posted on reddit on March 23. Awkward. http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/related/1av6rg/three_years_ago_i_tried_to_kill_myself_i_am/

JESSIE
Prepare for trouble!

JAMES
Make it double!

JESSIE
To protect the world from devastation!

JAMES
To unite all peoples within our nation!

JESSIE
To denounce the evils of truth and love!

JAMES

To extend our reach to the stars above!

JESSIE
Jessie!

JAMES
James!

JESSIE
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

JAMES
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

MEOWTH
Meowth!
That's right!

I'm 12 days into break and I'm BORED AS HELL AND I'M BROKE!!!!

I have been faking a British accent ever since I came to Augsburg 2 years ago

I fucking hate this stupid page! Full of horny people!

I'd just like to point out that even though the confessions are anonymous, the likes are not. Definitely judge by who likes what on occasion.

This school is great, but the one thing that really annoys me are the bandwagon music fans. If you just got into the a band, don't pretend you have been a fan forever just because of bunch of other (more than likely bandwagon fans as well) people at this school like their music. You're not fooling anyone.