This page has seriously gotten sooo boring after spring semester ended.

I have a crush on my good friend. I would like our friendship to be something more, how should I let him know?

In relationships, when that time of the month comes, guys should have a get-away week to avoid being B*tched at for no reason.

I got a 4.0 this year and my girlfriend shaved an A into her pubes to congratulate me. Talk about some auggie pride

My dad owns a tractor dealership and sales tractors, lawn mowers, chainsaws, weed eaters, etc. We had this life size cutout of the Husqvarna CEO (brand of chainsaws we sell) who was holding a chainsaw and had this little motion sensor that would start talking to you whenever you walked by. He said something along the lines of "Hi my name's John Smith and Im here to tell you about an exciting blah blah blah". We got tired of it in the showroom so we put it on the loft in the shop to mess with the mechanics and then kind of forgot about it.
Fast forward a month or so and somebody left the side door to the shop unlocked, the door blew open, the alarm was set off, and the local PD showed up to investigate. Typically they walk around the premises and then wait for us to show up to let them in to look around. Since the door was already opened, the cop drew his flashlight and gun, and proceeded inside. All was good until we walked out from under the loft and set off the motion detector on the card board cutout. The stupid thing starts talking which startled the cop so he shines his light up there, sees this guy holding a chainsaw and dives behind a tractor for cover. He then proceeded to get in a stand off with a card board cutout. When we showed up, all we could hear from the inside was him yelling at somebody "Put the weapon down!". I laughed hardcore. He felt like a dumbass.

All this rainy weather makes me want to have someone to cuddle with :)

I like this one guy but I'm too afraid to message him on facebook and I'm afraid I won't ever be as close to him as I was in spring.

I want to stop feeling feelings