I hate college. I just want to have sex and watch Netflix all day. Is that so much to ask?

AlexAnn K., you are very attractive.

devin J. i think you are the most beautiful girl at Augsburg. do you have a boyfriend? i really hope you dont. i met you one time and we only talked for a minute and that was the only time i ever saw you. i hope i see you again some time so we can talk and get to know each other better. By the way you live in the same building as me

i just want billy s

I'd for sure accept sex in exchange for helping you with your homework.

Do non-Honors students find the Honors suite exclusive?

Just received an email from the Luther CA that the water will be shut off during Christmas break. Are you SERIOUS?! I am not paying ridiculously high rent to go without basic resources. Reslife is absolutely ridiculous. Confession - LIVING OFF CAMPUS NEXT YEAR.

My roommate grabbed my boyfriend's crotch while I was sitting in bed with him. Pretty sure it wasn't an accident. Honestly? Step away.