If you don't think Edward Snowden is an American hero you are fucked in the head.

I was so high once I got to my door and turned around because my fob was in my backpack...

I really love those Augsburg men (that guy) who think they are anonymously posting on this confession page and then have the balls to comment on their own post. Pretending they have no idea who posted it but really are defending themselves for all the dumb shit they originally said. We all know who you are so quit pretending and grow up.

I have a confession. I don't read Augsburg confession longer than four paragraphs.

Where is the 2013-2014 Moodle so I can creep on my new classmates and see how awful/awesome classes are going to be? Step up Augsburg.

You're so vain, you probably think this confession is about you, don't you?

I forgot to include "Welcome Home."

I thought cyberbullying went out of style when we came of legal driving age? Watch out for semi-mature, CREEPY-ass cliques of insecure people. Don't let them try to scare and oppress you. They are merely a joke. As much as they will want it to be their second shot at high school, if you can Rise Above them, you will have an AMAZING experience at Augsburg. In my experience, first-years don't do this. Don't worry about your own class so much if you are incoming. Just focus on making friends and showing all those new people who are in the same boat as you the person you've worked so hard to be! I love this school and the professors so much. You can get out of every single course EXACTLY what you put into it. First-years, you have a spirit here saying, welcome! welcome! WELCOME!!!