If you want to be someone that's not just seen as a FWB, then don't be somebody's FWB. Wait for someone who wants the whole package.

Its my last year at Augsburg... and I have yet to go to a college party. Man i'm missing out.

Francheskaa R. was the prettiest girl in my Orientation Group by far.

This one time I got so High that I didn't.

Teddy and Maggie would make a cute couple :)

Leah is so sexy!! can i get your number?

i'm so sick of how my friend doesn't talk to me when i try to talk to her.. but when she talks to me i answer immediately. i hate how we talk whenever SHE has time and wants to talk but not when i have time and am free to talk. i feel like our relationship is so about her that it makes me sick. it sucks knowing that i put so much effort into talking with her that she doesn't even text back or try to respond to my messages... what should i do?

The first sequence of the Don Jon trailer basically sums up my life... Maybe trade "my pad" for "my grades" though :/