Who's that kid with the Germany jacket? Your Souxie and Banshees tattoo is impressive

Hey, so...I miss you, and if you wanted to talk, you know...I'll be here... I mean, if you don't want to talk that's fine.... I just feel really shitty that you're not around...and I thought I would forget about you, and I kept telling myself that you were the asshole so I could move on. But, I really miss our friendship, and I had ruined it. I'm the asshole.

Is it just me or are there like NO lesbians at Augsburg? Ollie Ollie oxen free!

I hear all the QSU members do in their spare time is hate on white males.

Great.

Thank you butt-jesus, for creating yoga pants.

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer Simpson

The worst sex is with a guy that has a really small dick and a big ego.

Does anyone know Ahmed the international student is single???