I slept with this girl freshman year and I found out recently that we're second cousins.

"Last year, I jerked off on the top of the life sciences tower and blew my load over the edge."

"Walked in on my friend asleep this morning. she was wearing a tutu and topless, not even a bra."

"I have two assignments left for my entire degree....but reading these confessions is just so much of a better use of my time. I don't want to graduate...envious of those who take victory laps, I love college too much."

"I'm a freshman girl at ASU and I've already slept with 15 guy since being here... is that too many?"

"I know I should break up with my boyfriend, but can't seem to bring myself to do it. He doesn't love me. He doesn't think I'm pretty. And I am totally miserable."

"Honestly, most of the workers at the Hassy dining hall are rude as fuck. Most students are respectful and gracious but the workers always show it on their faces and actions how much they hate it. Coming from someone who worked served in restaurants for 2 years I give props to the light skinned black dude and the mexican dude who are always at the grill. Ya'll are my niggas and always kill it everday no matter how many people are in line. Good fucking shit! Oh and Gloria is chill too"

"Gave a blowjob last night......to myself"