Wednesday, 06 August 2014 09:58 AM
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i lost my virginity to a polish hooker
Tuesday, 22 July 2014 10:48 PM
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Dated a deaf girl with a lazy eye. Best girlfriend ever. Then she slept with my best friend.
Friday, 04 July 2014 07:30 PM
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Got so high i accidentally replied to my mom who just got a new dog. Nice looking bong.
Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:28 PM
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My RA said we can't smoke in the dorms so while he was in class we hot boxed his room
Thursday, 29 May 2014 12:06 PM
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I hooked up with 17 staff members...including a gardner
Saturday, 17 May 2014 03:36 AM
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Friday, 09 May 2014 04:30 PM
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I got syphilis from some guy Dan I think his name was... funny part was everyone thinks hes straight
Saturday, 03 May 2014 04:49 PM
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I peed in the sink because my roommate was in the bathroom. He walked out a second after I zipped my pants.