I hate my roommates so much that I daydream about them getting kicked out of housing.Sometimes Im tempted to get them kicked out.

My girlfriends head is awesome, my girlfriend not so much

Sometimes I imagine the Gov falling from his painting spot and crush the people walking below. Sometimes.

I feel like my girlfriend weighs me down and keeps me from studying because she is so clingy. I want to break up with her, and I have tried, but she cries, and screams, "I can't do this without you," over and over. We end up together every time because I feel like she is going to harm herself. Ultimately I take unnecessary risks to try and end my life, and my friends just think I'm a confident daredevil.

I slept with my girlfriend's RA/suite-mate. My girlfriend also keeps talking about a threesome.
Maybe I can convince the RA so that I never have to confess.