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#5658 A girl held the door for me today and, unlike any decent human being, I didn't offer her oral sex and just said "thank you".
#5657 You know that awkward time when you sleep with a friend and now you avoid them like the plague?
#5656 To the person that keeps ejaculating in the McKean hall showers...please stop ejaculating in the McKean hall showers
#5655 It's funny how dramatically adamant you are about avoiding me. Don't flatter yourself. The reminder that you exist alone makes me want to hurl more than any hangover.
#5654 I'm ugly crying because of the generosity of people. I have a gofundme going to my mom who has had a lot of financial issues lately, and my boss donated $500. I've only worked for him for one season, but he donated $500 of his hard earned cash to my mom. I can't even believe it. I am literally in awe, people are incredible! Things are going to start turning around, I know it. If you all who believe in sending good vibes or thoughts could keep us and our financial position in your thoughts, I'd appreciate it :)
#5653 Wow A.P! Making fun of girls for something they like is totally cool! Especially when you have the personality of a Brillo mop and need to pretend you care about what "white women" do in their spare time to distract people from realizing you're not very bright!
#5652 Maybe if M.C didn't use a fake accent he would have won the election.
#5651 This place really could really use a new fraternity.