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#imfuckingboredkillmeplz
VAPE NATION YAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
She may have silenced my friend, but she hasn't silenced me. You know who you are and I know what you did. You may have came back into his life and apologized to him, but I don't forget that you hit him and threw things at him. Not to mention nearly every time I saw you with him the last year you were together, you were chastising him or guilting him into something.
I only ever tolerated you cause I trust him, cause he was my friend before you ever were, but now that you've burned him again after your little fake apology (which was really just you getting him to pay all the debt you took out in his name when you were together) - I'm not afraid to save my other friends here by spreading your secret of abuse across this whole campus.
You can only hide behind your fake feminism and bullshit online activism for so long, cause real feminists don't hit good men.
FBI finds no ties between Trump and Russia. Wow, almost as if it was dumb Clinton paranoia all along! But sure, Trump is the 'maniac' that'll destroy the country and press the nuke button, definitely.
IT'S TIME TO STOP! STOP IT! THIS! THIS IS NOT OKAY! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS??! FUCKING UPDATE THIS SHIT, GODDAMN.
Hey brohams I just wanted to tell you about this siiick party your homeboy Jesus is throwing for you. Idk when it'll be but it's happening and he told me to invite you. The party has all the stuff you like because Jesus is the most chill dude I have ever met (so chill). Everybody's going to be there. Like lots of poor people but you're cool right. Like literally just show up if you want dude it's all good braaah. He never has to kick anybody out of his party because everybody knows not to disrespect him or mess with his house or start throwing hands or harsh the vibe with argument, because only the people who want to go to the party and be chill show up at the party. Like Jesus is such a genius dude. Just talk to him at the party. He'll blow your mind and explain how he pranked everybody and got them to come to the party. It's THE FUNNIEST story XD Ok homie gotta go prepare for that party, haha. Hope to see you there.
Author's note:
Gendered language used to convey congeniality. The author believes we are all Christ's dudes. See Galatians 3:28.
If you tell a friend that they are doing something that hurts you, but they continue with it anyway, were they ever really a friend at all?
Opnions please!! is it okay or not okay when you and you're in a long distance partner you're in a relationship plan a skype date only for them to have this date turn into one including other people (which you weren't told were going to be there then thought they would leave or did)? On top of this, your partner says "it's ok, we all don't really know each other anyways & they're doing their own thing". I argued that personal time is personal time and they argued it's not important if they're there but not actually in the conversation.