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If Hamline keyboards at the library were mechanical...oh my god, the clicking would be both orgasmic and infuriating at the same time.
I'm excited about Mass Effect:Andromeda, but considering that BioWare's last decent game was Dragon Age: Origins, I'm not going to hold my breath on Andromeda being that great...
Also Mass Effect 2's story was ass, just admit it you guys.
I'm going to be completely honest: Buzzfeed is literally just shitposting for a career, and I'm sick of these Buzzfeed ripoffs: Now This, AJ +, and other equally shit tier FB pages. All I want are my dank meme pages, not some low effort drone video shots with some simple captions steering a liberal agenda. Seriously, if I want shitposting I'll go to Hamline Confessions.
When Friedrich Nietzsche went into a complete mental breakdown, he embraced a horse beaten by its driver and exclaimed:"I UNDERSTAND YOU!"
Right now I simultaneously feel like Nietzsche and that fucking horse.
Let's be honest guys, nobody actually gives any fucks. I mean, are YOU a charity? No. Am I a charity? Fuck no. None of these fucks will ever circulate into the actual 'fucks market'. There is a deficit of fucks in the market right now, and no one is willing to put any down. The demand of fucks is high, but the supply is literally negative, like -231895619, I mean that's not even possible, seriously, negative supply is breaking economics, but are any fucks given? No.
Why has God abandoned us?
plz respond...I need answers
How many points do I get for having a passive-aggressive confession written about me?
Whose pussy do I gotta eat out to get some Diet Pepsi back in the basement of East Hall tho