Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"So when I first started at Hamline the email addresses that they assigned students ended in @hamline.edu, then eventually switched to the worlds longest email address known to man: @hamlineuniversity.edu. And now it's switching BACK to the old one. Can someone please explain to me why they even had the longer one in the first place? I just don't even understand."
"I think this was already confessed by someone else, but it apparently needs to be confessed again. IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE A POINT, MAKE YOUR POINT. DON'T JUST GIVE A LINK FOR AN ARTICLE. If you want people to read the article, say your piece, then attach the article at the bottom of your comment."
"Got accused of being a smart ass. My ass was THRILLED that someone finally noticed it for its brains and not its looks."
"Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, bitching about the person they hired."
"Most people go to college to:
1. Party
2. Get a degree
3. Have promiscuous sex with people they don't know
4. Spend countless hours on an unmediated, messy page where everyone bitches about feeling victimized... oh wait."
"I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to 'Orphan.'"
"Alright Ham-town, we didn't have an official springfest, which sucks. So instead, lets make our own party! this weekend, let's just everyone get drunk, and party, wander around campus wasted, and have a trashy time. Screw finals, fuck homework, lets just all act our age, and have some fun"
"Hamline Confessions proves the illegitimacy of this school's belief that it is effective in political and social discourse. The logical thing is to learn a good amount about a topic and then debate on it; but logic's too mainstream for Hamline, apparently."