Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"When I woke up this morning I thought my family didn't own a hammer. The shame this brought me was unbearable. Then I found one, and spontaneously yelled "Oh Lord it's a Hammer!" I can now look at myself in the mirror again, thank you Hamline"
"To the Hamline escort driver that picked us up at Perkins on Saturday night at around three and made fun of my Minnesotan accent...you are damn fine."
"HAMTOWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
"my confessions often do not get posted..."
"So pumped for a summer of weed and work and chill"
"To the man who just had a window conversation with us. I don't know who you are but you have made my friends and my day. Thank you good sir and have a wonderful night."
"Shit I think my girlfriend's friends hate me now....bitches"
"I got that vulcan mind meld kind of hangover"