Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"My roommate talking to himself high, asking me to write this down because he will only say it once:
Dear Matt,
I couldn’t help notice that at April 30th at 12:45 AM that you left my room so suddenly unnoticed. I couldn’t help notice when looking at the TV and stuff that you left the room slowly through the door and pondered your departure . I sat their and pondered “What the fuck is the bitch doing, is he really leaving me?”, I asked him wtf. I asked him what are you doing and he said “WHAT?”. I said, take her cup you dirty bastard. He said no. I said “TAKE HER CUP, YOU DIRTY ASS RATCHET BITCH.” At that moment, he came back and took her cup. He took the cup and walked out the door for good. I sit here listening to DJ Khaled’s new CD and pondered new friends and I sat their and Matt left. As I layed in my bed, rubbing my eyes, pondering, wondering what it would be like if he was still here, if he was with us. But he can’t be here. You’re only with us in spirit.
ME: “Is that it?”
“IDK MAN”
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