Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I've always had this kind of stereotyping thing in me. If I feel as though someone is older or better than me, or even just not sharing similar interests, I almost always walk behind them, sometimes not even really realizing it, i feel left out, but i am really making myself feel left out. It helps when people include me or actually walk slower or try to walk next to me to almost try to include me. If I feel as though I'm equal or know the person really well, then I just walk next to them. I don't even really realize it either, it's just that I'm comfortable. Or if I feel I'm better than someone than I will walk in front of them, this isnt always true however and rarely happens cause I dont like to be a douche and am just shy too. There was this one night a while ago when I walked to anderson to get food with some people and all the girls ran ahead cause it was cold or whatever (p.s. im a guy), one of the girls stayed walking by my side the whole way there and even waited for me after we went to the c-store. You have no idea how nice that is and what that means to me and it probably seems like something super small, but it's a huge thing for me. You are probably the nicest person I've ever met here, not just because of that but because you were just an all around nice person too. Thank you abby smith :) if you know who I am. Whoever you are with is a very lucky person."
"I'm getting laid tomorrow. By tomorrow evening, there will be one less sexually frustrated Piper. Rejoice!"
"I really just wanna tell some people to STFU and do your damn homework. If my friends, everyone on my floor, and I have a shit ton of homework and projects, I'm sure you do too. Priorities, people. Get yo shit together. "
"The thirst is back..."
"Fo real tho... I strongly believe that Hamline has a lot of drunks (alcoholics) meanly first years. "
"Started in the womb now I'm here. Started as a fetus now I'm actually fully GROWN!!!"
"I confess that Hamline is bitchy on the inside. But nonetheless I am happy to be here."
"Bands will make her dance? Really? Like rubber bands? I don't understand how throwing rubber bands on a person will make them dance. Seems odd..."