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#436
"I'm really glad I decided to come to MIT because I love Chinese and Korean girls, and there are so many here!
A good portion are very pretty and very kind :)"
#435
"I find my friends liking of one of these confessions to be extremely ironic. I never make myself vulnerable, but I thought "You're a good friend. Whatever happens, it'll be okay." I continued to open myself up because you promised to be there to support me, and you let me down. I'm afraid to open up to anybody now. Thanks. Thanks a lot. "
#434
"I am severely depressed... and I can't focus. This week just made it worse. What is wrong with me?"
#433
"Not to sound creepy or anything, but I did a double take when I saw the hotness of the male population at MIT. "
#432
"I'm excited to be at MIT - I loved CPW.
But I am so unbelievably terrified that I will be left behind in school work because I am not as smart as everyone else.
The people I met at CPW were great, but they happened to be natural geniuses. I'm not one - I have to go through long hours of extra hard work.
I'm so happy to go to MIT, but at the same time, I am so nervous."
#431
" I have a morning ritual that I need to share with you. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy."
#430
"I have a serious crush on a member of the staff"
#429
"Is it bad to feel sympathetic towards Dzhokhar? I don't understand why he did what he did and it would have been so much easier to hate him if he remained the heartless maniac we depicted him as last Monday. But then, I learn everyday how both him and his brother were deeply confused and misled. They're not very different from us; they just ended up following the wrong path."