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#825 I masturbated in lecture. Who knew iOS 7 could be so useful!?
#824 The Tralfamadorians were right. If I look at my life as a sum total of all of my temporal realities, I end up feeling much happier. I'm just floating through the gardens of Moon Babylon listening to some Debussy.
It's nice to know that a holistic life is a happy one.
#823 I got blown. By my interviewer. But didn't get the job.
Should I call her back?
#822 I get eight hours of sleep every night, do my work punctually, and I'm ashamed of it. Since when is doing the right thing wrong?
#821 Things that arouse me in order of increasing erotic fulfillment: girls, girls who dress nicely, girls who are smarter than me, girls who can teach me, dicks.
#820 I want my boyfriend to talk dirty to me, but he won't stop making physics puns. How's a course 18 supposed to get off when her boyfriend has mathematical rigor mortis...
#819 I have three problems: you, me, and us.
I want subtract two problems. Any advice?
#818 As I sit in the sallow shade of Building 7, I wonder if my education here is justified in light of the rapidly devolving state of global affairs. Will my vast technical knowledge be requisitioned and brutally misshapen by the vicissitudes of time into a tool of wanton slaughter? Maybe I'm afraid of this, only because I realize that I might even enjoy creating weapons just through my blind passion and love of engineering, forever stuck in my own ass.