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#809 You're a great friend, really. But all throughout your heartbreak and emotional breakdown I just wanted to say "sucks, doesn't it?"
#808 Where is chivalry? Men, seriously, is it difficult to be chivalrous? You, guy who made walk through the wet grass because you couldn’t move five inches to the right and you wanted to move in the middle of the sidewalk, this is because of you. To the hell with equality and what not. Yes, now we, women, can work and can speak in public, but so what? I have bad news for all the guys, you still need our body to reproduce! Theoretically we need you too, but it is easier for us to get pregnant without an actual mate... So now that we also work and don’t depend on you, you have to work harder to get our attention. Therefore, you should revive chivalry! Seriously, it is not very hard to open the door for a girl, to carry her stuff, and to let a girl walk on the sidewalk instead of making her go through the wet grass, especially if there is room for both of you on the sidewalk. If you want to take my advice, great, if not I hope you end your life as a single. And yes, I might also be a single for the rest of my life, but whatever.
#807 Being happy is terrifying. I have so much to lose when the depression comes back.
#806 slightly disappointed every time you leave..
#805 If I reddit as much as I did last year, I'm going to fail.
It's like crack man....
#804 Programming makes me want to curl up in a ball and die.
...But I'm sort of in love with someone who does it for a living...
#803 i encourage anyone who invests in stocks to do your own research on ERBA Diagnostics, Inc. ticker symbol ERB.
#802 The Internet ruined my freshman year. I failed three classes and got CAP'd. I'm not going to let it control my life any more.