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#833 Thanks to MIT, Bryan Adam's Summer of 69 will just won't happen to many of us.
#832 I masturbated to an episode of Star Trek.
I am not ashamed.
#831 When I went to another University's gym over the summer, I would wear a MIT T-shirt while I was working out to give me an excuse for not being as strong as the other guys.
#830 So I made the sad mistake of fucking a physics major the other day. He had a tiny dick, and when I mentioned that, he replied, "Baby, just accelerate up to my rest frame so you can see the proper length of my cock." Apparently his dick was small because he was moving at some non-negligible fraction of c...
#829 I liked 6.01
#828 A lot of people are complaining about relationships here. I'm lucky to have an MIT boyfriend and he's the best I've ever had. I want y'all to know there are great people out here. Just take a little risk. YOLO. And be happy. :)
#827 Today I took a midterm and didn't do so well. I was complaining to a friend when he responded, "Why does it matter? Why are you caring so much about grades? We're learning so much in this class." When did I start caring so much about grades? Coming in as a freshman, I was just excited to learn, taking whatever classes seemed interesting, regardless of prerequisites or what course it was in. Now, as a junior, I'm considering dropping a class just because I did poorly on the first midterm. When did this change? When did this thirst for knowledge, learning for the sake learning, leave me? When did I start caring so much about maintaining my 5.0, to the point where I thought about dropping a great class because I messed up a midterm? I'm afraid that all that love of knowledge and learning is gone, replaced by, well, competition.
#826 I'm still a virgin, for religious reasons that are no longer relevant. All I want now is to finally overcome years of indoctrination and enjoy all the experiences I can get from life.