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I honestly hate most of you that I see on campus. The mere sight of your vapid faces causes me to reel in disgust. Seriously, Starbucks? At least support your fucking peers that work at ginkgos instead of paying 6 bucks a fucking pop for fake coffee. I'd tell more of you to off yourselves but I can't comment anonymously. You're all idiots, you're all vapid. I hate undergrads, including me. You all have less culture than Nascar, which is SERIOUSLY A PROBLEM. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH CULTURE NASCAR HAS? NONE. ZERO. ZIP. GOOSE EGGS. NADA. Read a fucking book. Don't even get me started on how sensitive the lot of you are. Shit. I'm really drunk, and we're all idiots.

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Whoever keeps throwing toilet paper into the Drew 2nd floor urinal, you're a shit-faced cock master.

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My way of life is simple. If I want pizza rolls, I get pizza rolls. If I don't get pizza rolls I remain calm until they manifest spontaneously. Or I get Oreos or wait for the second coming of Christ while waiting for Oreos. Oreos and pizza rolls have always come before Christ.

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I've never been sexually assaulted, but there was a time tonight where I was afraid I was being/possibly going to be targeted. I shook it off and nothing actually happened. But when I got home, I felt like I was shrinking into my body and it felt my body wasn't mine. I sat in the shower for a long time, crying, screaming and hyperventilating. I don't know if it was a panic attack or stress from a long day... But I never want to feel that way again.

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I'm sorry but if you do pot in the Wellspring, you are a shitty person. I shouldn't have to medidate while smelling the scent of marijuana pot.

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If you're constantly complaining about how you have to pay for college all by yourself and have to work ungodly hours or several jobs just to make ends meet, you shouldn't be going to a private college or attending college at all. There are state and community colleges that are much cheaper than Hamline. Sorry, not sorry.

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There is a guy in my philosophy class who is really disrespectful to people who believe in Christianity. I understand and respect that you don't like my religion, but why can't you be more respectful? You should be able to express your opinion without being rude or making fun of people who disagree with you. Not all Christians are crazy creationists who believe everyone is going to hell...

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Why would I transfer just because I want my boyfriend to propose? We've been together since freshman year, live together, and want to spend the rest of our lives together. Why should I have to randomly transfer to a Christian school just because I want to get married? We fell in love at Hamline, we are going to stay at Hamline. He just needs to get down on his fucking knee already though.

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