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Clinton versus Trump. Get used to how that sounds because they will be the nominees this fall.
A lot of times I can't tell if I actually have ADD or that I'm just a lazy piece of shit.
Anderson closing has forced me to go to bed at a reasonable time.
So I go into my dorm room where my roommate recently left to go to class, and I smell this sour, deathly smell of farts lingering in our room. Not even the entire Shire could muster up such a smell.
I wish the baseball team would need me to be their gay whore- they are all so hot it would be an honor
Barbara is one of the few people who've made me question my sexuality...
shrekd em, hell it killed em!
I'm so fat and ugly and stupid. I wish I were dead. Even when I try to lose weight nothing ever works. What's the point of anything?