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Under armour backpack, grey sweater and short at the Bush Library. I want to fuck you!
so i'm the one who posted about my roommate and the ugly magnets they own. so it's been a month and i am no longer considering moving out, because i think it's so much fun making her life a living hell. #fuckyou #iateyourthinmintsbitch
When you have not been home in a month, and then you go home, and you have the best poop of your life........ There is no place like home!
NEW RULE: You can't get your diploma from this university unless you can use the correct form of there/their/they're and to/too. Honestly, come on; the Hamline writing intensive scheme is a joke if you are a senior in college and you haven't figured out which form to use.
Whenever I hear people in the dorms having sex I think "yaaaay! enjoy your bodies!"
Michaeljohn will you marry me?
Why is necrophilia illegal? No dead person ever minds when you have sex with them. Just saying, if it was legal I could be saving a lot of money.
I'm just going to say it... We all pee in the shower, people need to stop pretending that that doesn't happen.