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Anthony in Intro To Religion...damn boy!
I accidentally sent a snapchat of me having sex to my mom. She snapped back a picture of her smirking. Mom for the win!
If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would have a 1/3rd developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf of preservative liquid and I would do this until all the walls were covered with fetuses. Then when I actually kept a kid I would make them sit in that room when they are naughty so they could be reminded of how easily I could have aborted their ass.
Ate out a smelly girl... My burps reminded me of the mistake.
What is a good dildo and vibrator to buy?
4th floor peterson.. I pooped in the shower on saturday.. I tried to clean it.. Got most of it.. probably smells
I just farted. Is that considered a butt orgasm?
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