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Caleb Shotsgo is unf.
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
I could and would jump on Forrest if I had the chance.
To the girl who talked on the phone for 45 minutes on the second floor of the library, while completely being disrespectful towards everyone in the building and managing to some how continuously bitch about gymnastics, pink underwear, your bffs, trip to Florida; I somehow managed to get my fucking stats done... AFTER I LEFT THE FLOOR. p.s everyone heard everything, and yes we did care
Dear big fabulous hottie-with-a-body-and-a-brain from lab, I wish I could come off as smarter. I really am pretty smart! I swear! But see, your smooth brown hair and perfect sultry voice have got me dumbfounded is all.
so the other day I saw a lady in a short skirt slip and fall on the ice. She was wearing a pair of black and red betty boop underwear. Where did you get them? They were cute as heck, I want a pair.
Y'all need to go outside and experience real struggles. The struggle ain't real for any of ya, check ya privilege and let me know when the struggle is actually real for ya.
That awkward moment when you and your roommate discover that your other roommate is an internet porn star.