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Is Jacob single???? Because I'm ready to mingle!!!! I can't wait for that man bun to come in though????????????????????
Nicki Minaj makes music for casual ratchets.
How to tell if something is racist: imagine a 45 year old white dude said it.
As a gay stoner, I just can't take the word "grinder" seriously.
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Iggy Azalea makes music for white girls who date black guys but are afraid to tell their dads. Iggy Azalea makes music for white people who visit Detroit, and come back wearing colored handkerchiefs they found in their hotel gift shop. Iggy Azalea makes music for white girls who don't have enough ass to twerk, and white guys who think thats hot.
People who think education about sexual assault and rape prevention will actually have a significant impact kill me. People have been getting educated about these things for decades. Rape still happens. No matter how much safety education you give, there will always be people who rape and there will always be people who are raped. It's sad but it's the world we live in. I think I speak for everyone when I say it would be wonderful to live in Shouldland, where everything is as it should be.
Danny Trejo the type of dude to murder Vladamir Putin for trying to be a shirtless badass like him. Danny Trejo the type of dude to beat the shit out of Chuck Norris for flexin his weak muscles. Danny Trejo the type of dude to whip Mexico into shape just to prove his Mexican system works.