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This is muhfucking Americka. Pull yourselves together, pop open a can of Miller Highlife, and sing some Tom Petty. If you have ice on your shoes, don't come at me with your hotty totty negative juju, take a pill of chill and get on the couch and shut your mouth.
I always think of things to tweet while I'm driving, which is the one time I am unable to tweet.
To the girl who shows up late to class and then persists to never shut up in class to the point where she talks just as much as the professor: Stop. I know you're just trying to contribute to class,but you're disruptive, impacting my learning in a negative way, and are preventing others from being able to contribute to class as well. You are intelligent, so just take a step back and let others take the reigns for a change. It's not like it's one of those classe where nobody is talking. You're just the only one who is.
i'll admit, i totally expected obama to have stolen my guns by now.
I had this theory when I first read Harry Potter that Professor Sinistra, from the Astronomy Department, was going to have a bigger role and be this badass female villain. Sinistra = Sinister. I even wrote this compelling fan fiction about how she and the centaurs banded together to wreak havoc and talk about plantary structures. Fuck Hagrid.
Would anyone be interested in forming a Gardening club on campus?
what are the best bathrooms on campus that nobody uses or know about? i need a place to use in peace.
that phone booth in drew hall is so fucking cool and a great place to fuck ur gf. pro-tip: wait until about 3 am to fuck there, otherwise u will be seen