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Why can't we have a Fall Funk Festiveljam, or a Spring Soundjam, or a Woodstock hippie fest on the lawn during the summer. we need to let music take over campus winter is NOT enouffffffff
Coming to Hamline has taught me only a couple valuable skills.
A) How to sell drugs. B) How to let drugs sell me
Sometimes I like to make grilled cheese sandwiches and cut them in half and offer it to my non-existent girlfriend. I even put sandwich pickles on the side because I know if she existed, she'd totally be into sandwich pickles, because fuck yeah.
All I want is to have a steamy affair with my professor like on TV, but then again, I can't even find a girlfriend. On TV, each guy usually has two girlfriend. At the same time. I guess the point I am trying to make is why am I not a TV character? I just I'll settle for smoking my marijuana and making grilled cheese sandwiches for myself.
College is the one of the loneliness experiences one could ever have. So many friends to share the highs with... but little to no one to share the lows with...
Sometimes when I read the Oracle opinion section, I like to pretend I am actually reading the Onion or The rhetOracle with the stuff they publish.
I think it's time for hamline to elect a student as president of university. I think Jared Codsen is the perfect person to replace Linda Hanson. It's time for a change.
For such an open minded campus, I can't believe the judgmental people on here. All I want is for my boyfriend to propose to me. And not for the sake of getting married. Cause I love him, because i can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him, to celebrate our love in front of our family and friends. For you to wish ill on our relationship is so silly! i can't wait 1000 years to propose, at least i found someone. i just feel sorry for you, if you're that miserable that you want our love to fade. i'll pray for you.