Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I really want to build a snow squirrel but all my friends I asked said I was dumb and refuse to do it with me. I need new friends, HELP. Alumni Way @ 5:30 for Squirrel Sculptures."
"I am sorry that I am always high as fuck. Can't help it that I keep getting some righteous bud."
"I was hoping college wouldn't be like high school, I was wrong. I just can't wait for everyone that hurt me to be gone.
I relapsed for self harming myself, I feel disappointed in myself. I'd rather punish myself than deal with other people.
I don't have a home, so I'm stuck here.
Sorry, to everyone that cares about me."
"I've always wanted to ask Laura Ponty out for coffee or something, but I'm such a chicken shit, her beauty stalls me"
"chris wilby I wish I could have gotten to know you better"
"My current girlfriend is the only woman I've actually enjoyed going down on, and I fucking love doing it"
"I'm going to smoke a giant bowl before attending the international round-table reading today. Lets see if anybody can figure out who I am, If you ask me nicely, I'll smoke you up too!"
"I wish Kelly Carlson did not have a boyfriend, I might have a small crush on her."