Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I have a little less respect for girls who masturbate with cucumbers, electric toothbrush handles, etc. I just want to tell them to woman up and buy an inexpensive vibrator."
"To the kid freestyle rapping in Anderson the other night, You're really good! I want to hear that album :)"
"ATTENTION HAMLINE RAPPERS - Lets settle the scores once and for all in a Battle Royale..."
"Im a man, and looks are not what I look for in women. Sure, they help, who doesn't want an attractive partner? But honestly, you can be the sexiest woman alive, a perfect ten in all regards. But If we cant talk about Foucault, Nietzsche and Star Trek, were not getting busy... Sorry."
"jordan and alex are obviously the best bromance on campus next to the recently graduated zev and orlando."
"Abbey Erlanson, please don't leave. You're going to the California Academy of Art next year and I regret not telling you how I have felt about you for some time now. You're simply amazing and no words can describe my feelings and friendship towards you.
-A close friend."
"I dated a guy for almost two months during high school and never actually learned his last name. I only needed to say his last name when my parents were asking about him (which means I probably only had to say it a total of twice, because after the first time, they then knew who I was talking about and the second time was to remind them what his last name was). All my friends already knew him and knew who I was talking about when I refered to him by his first name only, so I never really had to say his last name more than a handful of times, and so never actually ended up learning it. I kind of feel like an awful person now for never learning it... and I realize just how awful I am with remembering names..."
"Laura Wagner has the hottest A$$ on dis campus. mmm, gimme some of datt"