Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I have never met a girl that knows how I feel. I try but I fail. I'm extremely nice, loyal and very good lookin, but I'm cursed. Girls think I'm an asshole and a player. I also have been hurt really bad by girls in the past. What do I do?"
"The wizards are coming"
"All my life I have wanted to be petite and beautiful. I keep thinking to myself, "Maybe, once I am those things, a guy will finally want to be with me for longer than a booty call." Maybe he'll be so captivated by my beauty he'll see no one else but me. And then I'll finally enjoy the success I crave in life in the arms of a man who loves me."
And then I realize I'm a far cry from being that petite, ethereal beauty and I can't help but to cry myself to sleep at night.
"Ok, so my friends got me this thing from sex world that measures your nipples. As like, a joke. So Itried to measure my nipples, but my aureola's were way bigger than the biggest measurement size 'salami slices'. So what we've learned here, is that I have freakishly big nipples..."
"Just go ahead and tell me how you feel! I've been waiting, and no I won't hurt you."
"I feel like all the guys that I've met at Hamline are either taken, a-holes, or not my type crazies. Where are all the good guys at?"
"My life will be complete the day someone posts something about me on here. I seriously doubt it'll happen, because I don't really know anyone. But still."
"This past Friday I went back home after classes to go to a family function. All of my roommates happened to go home for the weekend too. I was the first one to get back to the house on Sunday and I noticed that our driveway had been shoveled. I open our mailbox and there's a letter from our neighbor saying we owe him $70 for shoveling our driveway. Nobody in our house asked him to do that, so what should we do?"