Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I fear accidentally farting during sex."
"There is this girl that I've had a crush on for awhile now. Shes in two of my classes and I've talked to her before. She is very attractive, smart, and seems perfect. Her blue eyes kill me. i know she has a boyfriend because I see them around campus together, but I can not stop thinking about her. What should I do???? Im not the kind of guy that would usually post this but I had to tell someone but I dont want anyone to know that I like her because i know shes taken"
"Alot of these confessions are simply beautiful from large nipples to anal sex, they are truly gorgous."
"I pee... in the shower..."
"Jamesetta Collins, get at me ;)"
"Seriously need to leave this campus, god fucking damn, I am white, I am male, I am bisexual, seriously STOP! I'm so fucking tired of all of these racism discussions jesus christ what is wrong with you people!? can't you just fucking see people for people and humans either way..I can't comprehend this...it's just so disappointing, I seriously cannot stand it anymore and I'm sure the result of this rant is probably going to be a shit ton of commons about me being white and ranting GO AHEAD, you're only reinforcing my expectation of you being so incredibly hostile...I don't want to talk about this, look at what the fuck is going on right across the street? Can you not see the pain and struggle in the community that Hamline resides next to? And yet all you want to do is argue over these social issues and conventions that have been around for a long long time......god damn, I'm so fucking done with this school...too much hostlily and pain up here..."
"I pee with the door open if I know nobody is in the bathroom...living life on the wild side"
"Anyone else think that the "white house" (where big linda is technically supposed to live) on campus would be an awesome party house? Every time I walk by it I think that."