Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I love everything about Margo Levitt."
I would post this on Overheard at Hamline, but I'm too embarrassed for these people to even assign my own name to it.
Girl 1: I can't stand when girls are too big of babies to try anal.
Girl 2: Uhh...why?
Girl 1: Because I'm sure, just like EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS EARTH, they have taken a shit that is larger than the average penis. That thing can stretch.
I don't even know what to say.
"Is anyone worried that Hamline will pick a stupid look for the Piper? I know students were able to vote for it and all, but lately Hamline hasn't been at its best and I worry it'll end up one ugly puppy."
"The students who work as safety and security are cool, it's those old farts who work on my last nerve!"
"Ever since four twenty I have had the worst gas, was it the weed? And weed do that?"
"The weather forced me to have two periods this month. Fuck you Minnesota."
"I think that Kavindu should be a professor. Think it over man. I'd take your class."
"I wish more people posted to /r/Hamline"