Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"I'm a guy and right now, all I want in life is to have a child. I am single and a long-term relationship is not in sight. IDK why but all I want is to have a child. Is this normal? I mean, I'd want to get married and shit first, or at the very least be in a relationship."
"I seriously just want a guy to come up to me and ask me out. Is that too much to ask?!"
"My vagina carries the worst stench. help????"
"To the white male that just went on a rant about hostility... Good luck finding a school less hostile than little old liberal Hamline. But if you really want to leave i cant think of anywhere less hostile that switzerland. just a suggestion."
"Lauren Fahrendorff? More like Lauren fair and purty. Hey."
"Dear Oracle, we are watching you.
<3 Gustavian Staff"
"I very much so dislike when people use singular letters as if they were whole words. I don't want a text message saying, "how r u?" If you can't take the damn time to make yourself seem intelligent (at a bare minimum), then I am doing horrible. That's how I am."
"Tierra looks damn good without braces"