Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"Why the fuck is my crotch always so warm?! It's awful, especially with the warmer weather. When I'm in my room, I have to put a fucking icepack between my thighs just so that I don't feel so damn overheated.
This is yet another example of why pants are a bad thing."
"Austin Hoops is gorgeous! I wish he was my friend!"
"I'm going through a major identity crisis right now. I just learned that I was an unintended goo baby. What is my life??? :'("
"Stefon you looked so cute with the dogs at Anderson, I just wanted to hug you!!"
"Breanna Brown is SO hot. She's honestly the most beautiful girl I think I have ever seen."
"I have never felt so humiliated to have done the mistakes I've done, but that's going to change, I'm not letting you into my life again. I've never been so done with someone."
"What does a man gotta do to get some love around here!"
"To the girl who got into Carlson. I think you are worth it."