Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"When ever a girl makes eye contact with me I think: Are we going to fuck or are you challenging me for pack dominance? 'Cause I'm getting really mixed signals right now."
"I would love to have some of me that Campbrell Soup."
"i know this is just an impossible fantasy. BUTTT. i would LUV for pb to do one of their movie on the lawns and play dazed&confused while we all smoked and held hands"
"Maybe this is better posted after finals week but: I get afraid of there being a shooting at the school and get paranoid for a while."
"I have a LEGIT addiction to lululemon....and I hardly work out. I spent all my food money this month getting more....my logic is...with no food money...ill look even better in it. Is there such a thing as lulu intervention? OR who's mmmm do i need to mmmm to get it for free?"
"Sometimes its the people you trust the most that let you down the fastest, and let you fall the hardest."
"Dear girl crushin on the short stylish runner...
Idk if its me but if so I think i'm pretty and friendly. You will have to join me one of these times"
"For how much money we pay here, we receive crap internet, crap food and crap service. I mean really Hamline? Now you are taking away our garlic bread sticks and getting crappier food? Do me a favor, take a couple tuitions and part of the $76 million dollar endowment your received and get somethings for the students? Like ohhh.. a student center that is bigger than a friggin' bedroom? Maybe some good food? Better than 1 KB/sec internet? If not, take the new rock-hard bread sticks and shove it."