Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"What would you do if our son was at home, crying all over the bedroom floor because he was hungry, And the only way you could feed him was to sleep around for a little bit of cash, and his dad is gone, somewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lock down plus you don't even have a job now. So for you college students out here this is just a good time but for me.... This is what I'd like to call life. Mmm"
"I just really want Friends. I mean summer is coming up, and I wish I was part of those groups of girls that always goes out. If someone new would just try to be friends with me that would be really cool. I have to try too, but its hard."
"Okay, so I would have put this on Overheard at Hamline, but whatever. I heard these two jocks walking down the hallway. "Man, I love double stuffed Oreos, they are the shit. I bet kids in Ethiopia would love double stuffed Oreos..." Okay then, I guess they're special..."
"Tom Krohn, you are one sexy piece of man. And then some. If I were a stoplight, I'd turn red every time you passed by... just so I could stare at you a bit longer. ;) I'm mad-choppin' right now. Great Gatsby on Friday?? :) <3 "
"I honestly love my STLF family. Every single person I met on that trip has changed my life in some way or another. I seem like a very outgoing person, but I am actually really shy and these peers who joined me on this adventure made me feel comfortable throughout. I have become more mature and learned a lot about myself through the experience. I would recommend the trip to anybody, so this right here is EVERYONES personal invite onto the trip next year. It will be a for sure fun time, and I really hope I can bond with next years group the same way I did with this years. LOVE YOU GUYS."
"Long story: As a man that's considered a "player" here, yes when we first started hanging out I just wanted to have sex, I probably took too long if I was going to accomplish that goal, and so the night we first kissed, and you said to take it slow because I was your best friend kind've freaked me out. I didn't know you thought of me as that close to you, and I honestly realized how much I enjoyed every minute with you which is big for me because I don't even see my closest friends as often as we hung out. Being someone that hasn't really seen many functioning relationships, feeling guilty about other things I was doing, and not knowing if sex with love involved was going to have the same 'thanks-bye' impact I'm used to kind've made me hesitant to initiate things, so now I'm sitting here mad at myself, and with some sexual frustration because now I don't even know how close you feel to me anymore... P.S. beat that confession HU"
"Does anyone else here really think the front desk lady for Health Services is super crabby? Not only is she rather grumpy, but asking a patient, "Well what's wrong?" is NOT appropriate. I am NOT about to announce to you and the entire waiting room that I think I have a UTI.
This happened a while ago, but still - I never want to go back."
"My least favorite part about my life is that practically everyone I am friends with has used me to get to another friend... or to meet a girl they liked because they thought she was hot. "