#sorrynotsorry Confessions

Last night I busted a massive nut into some Kleenex and dropped it on the floor on my way to the bathroom. When I returned to my room to pick up, my roommate's dog pushed open my door and was finishing up devouring my busted nut Kleenex.

#31650 Dating today is like walking a tightrope. I've been constantly accused by women of not being "aggressive enough" or they want a guy that "makes all the moves", but it feels like doing either of those things would put me in the realm of catching a sexual harassment accusation. Do I need to carry around ROL forms with me? Would that ruin the mood?

My experience of GFU was horrible and made me suppress so many feelings. I'm glad that I got out of there... and realized that I'm totally not straight. Think of all the girls I could have kissed... you can't have boys in your room with the door shut but you can have girls in your room ;)

#31649 I’m not happy with my relationship but I like him so much... when we hang out it feels like heaven but I also don’t know if I can trust him.

#31648 How the fuck does one date in Purdue ?

#31647 I was just rejected on Tender because I didn't have enough Insta followers. What has this world come to.

#31646 Is there some way to get Blackboard to stay logged in? My homework takes hours and days and this piece of crap keeps kicking me out and wanting me to Boilerkey it up every damn hour and I'm about to drop a steamy pile in the lab and it's only day 7 arrrrrrrrrrrgh.

#31645 Half the time I sit next to Indian dudes in my classes they smell like absolute shit and I'm fairly certain if I say anything I'd be labelled as a racist.

Go take a fucking shower you degenerates