#sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31653 I had sex on John Purdue's grave.

#31652 I've nutted in at least 60% of all buildings on campus.

Yours may be next

#31651 Keep your eyes open because I'm gonna pop the question to my professor sometime next week. You're all gonna here about it.

Last night I busted a massive nut into some Kleenex and dropped it on the floor on my way to the bathroom. When I returned to my room to pick up, my roommate's dog pushed open my door and was finishing up devouring my busted nut Kleenex.

Last night I busted a massive nut into some Kleenex and dropped it on the floor on my way to the bathroom. When I returned to my room to pick up, my roommate's dog pushed open my door and was finishing up devouring my busted nut Kleenex.

#31650 Dating today is like walking a tightrope. I've been constantly accused by women of not being "aggressive enough" or they want a guy that "makes all the moves", but it feels like doing either of those things would put me in the realm of catching a sexual harassment accusation. Do I need to carry around ROL forms with me? Would that ruin the mood?

My experience of GFU was horrible and made me suppress so many feelings. I'm glad that I got out of there... and realized that I'm totally not straight. Think of all the girls I could have kissed... you can't have boys in your room with the door shut but you can have girls in your room ;)

#31649 I’m not happy with my relationship but I like him so much... when we hang out it feels like heaven but I also don’t know if I can trust him.