#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31710 Advice of the day from my friend: Real man eat ass with pride.
Well, I cannot agree less.

#31702 Judging by the sounds I hear in the bathroom stalls, some of ya'll got some serious gastrointestinal issues you should look into.

#31703 My roommate is a psychopath. What do I do ? It's only the first day of classes and I already can't stand it. (Not a joke btw)

#31701 Haven't been able to tell a fart from a poop for about two weeks now. Lost two pairs of shorts and a heavy helping of dignity during BGR. This is going to be a rough 4 years.

#31704 It still hurts.

P.S. You're not using Strava.

Saw a cute IT guy at COSE, thought he was sexy AF. Thought he was straight so I ignored the strong urge to flirt the hell outta him. Saw him on Tinder and swiped left cause I got in a left swipe rhythm and didn’t notice it was him. Hating my life rn.

Gay guys, where’s the best place you’ve met a straight curious guy? Asking for a friend.

My wife and I graduated in the class of ‘16. We live in the area still and our apartment charges $5 per load of laundry. Needless to say we do our laundry in Augsburg if we get the chance. One perk of still looking like a freshman.