#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31717 I wish it was socially acceptable for dudes to shave their legs. You know that feeling when a bug is crawling on you? Hairy dudes have to deal with that ALL the time because those bear hairs curl back and tickle you everywhere. This winter I'm wearing long pants and shaving everything.

#31716 We dated for a few months freshmen year and now you keep trying to come back to me. You broke my heart and I don’t want to be with you

I’m anxious af right now. It’s 12:30 in the morning and I can’t sleep. Also just got my wisdom teeth pulled so I can’t have them bomb Ernest and Gerbert sammiches at Davies fricking rip. Also I’m hungry af but am too tired and afraid to walk out by myself. I also come to the bitter realization that I’ll probs never date anyone rip. Also I can’t use tinder because I got banned from it for changing my profile to be Ricardo Milos. Rip but also not mad.

#31715 We bumped into each other on the way into HOVDE. You had shoes on, and maybe contacts. I was the guy with the combed hair. I still think about you sometimes even though it's been several years. Why didn't you apologize?

#31714 I miss being the star batter in high school. When will Purdue get its own T-Ball team?

Can’t tell my roommate his girlfriends moans are fake, because I make her really moan when he’s at work.

#31712 Whoever designed the simulator for ECE 270 should get a goddamn plaque, it saved my ass this summer!

I'm a single freshman male. I've been doing no fap and it's been making super fucking horny. I'm 6'3" and have long blonde hair, if you see me walking around campus dont be afraid to come say hi.