#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

#31714 I miss being the star batter in high school. When will Purdue get its own T-Ball team?

Can’t tell my roommate his girlfriends moans are fake, because I make her really moan when he’s at work.

#31712 Whoever designed the simulator for ECE 270 should get a goddamn plaque, it saved my ass this summer!

I'm a single freshman male. I've been doing no fap and it's been making super fucking horny. I'm 6'3" and have long blonde hair, if you see me walking around campus dont be afraid to come say hi.

#31710 Advice of the day from my friend: Real man eat ass with pride.
Well, I cannot agree less.

#31702 Judging by the sounds I hear in the bathroom stalls, some of ya'll got some serious gastrointestinal issues you should look into.

#31703 My roommate is a psychopath. What do I do ? It's only the first day of classes and I already can't stand it. (Not a joke btw)

#31701 Haven't been able to tell a fart from a poop for about two weeks now. Lost two pairs of shorts and a heavy helping of dignity during BGR. This is going to be a rough 4 years.