#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

My bf was a virgin for me and he thinks that I was a virgin for him... I've actually been with my ex and one other guy

I fantasize about watching my girlfriend get fucked by other dudes. Not sure how to suggest a threesome to her...

I normally unfriend people on their birthdays because that is the only time they show up on my homepage.

Can’t tell my roommate his girlfriends moans are fake, because I make her really moan when he’s at work.

#31717 I wish it was socially acceptable for dudes to shave their legs. You know that feeling when a bug is crawling on you? Hairy dudes have to deal with that ALL the time because those bear hairs curl back and tickle you everywhere. This winter I'm wearing long pants and shaving everything.

#31716 We dated for a few months freshmen year and now you keep trying to come back to me. You broke my heart and I don’t want to be with you

I’m anxious af right now. It’s 12:30 in the morning and I can’t sleep. Also just got my wisdom teeth pulled so I can’t have them bomb Ernest and Gerbert sammiches at Davies fricking rip. Also I’m hungry af but am too tired and afraid to walk out by myself. I also come to the bitter realization that I’ll probs never date anyone rip. Also I can’t use tinder because I got banned from it for changing my profile to be Ricardo Milos. Rip but also not mad.

#31715 We bumped into each other on the way into HOVDE. You had shoes on, and maybe contacts. I was the guy with the combed hair. I still think about you sometimes even though it's been several years. Why didn't you apologize?