#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

Your CuStOm OfFsEtS sticker in your back window turns me on bro. Wanna watch Broke back MTN later?

#31722 After being homeless for a while I found a bnb that's been well to me for many stays. Last time there someone was using the bathroom so I had no choice but to pee in a large water bottle. During the lyft ride after checking out I realized I left the pee bottle next to the night stand because I forgot to throw it away when cleaning the room. That room was fucking spotless, it was beautiful...everything was immaculate except for the piss bottle next to the nightstand. Now I don't know what to do. Can I go back? What if she thinks I left it there on purpose as a "joke"? This is genuinely eating away at me - I'm torn between messaging her to apologize vs saying absolutely nothing but neither seems like a solid plan. Advice?

#31721 I don’t know what to make of this, but I had really bad diarrhea last week. I happened to be on the 7th floor of Beering Hall. As I approached the bathroom, I heard loud grunts. I assumed someone was just having a hard time passing a turd. I was wrong. It turned out two men were having sex in the men’s bathroom. I was oddly aroused.

#31719 After 17 years of graduate school at Purdue I'm proud to say that I'm approved for graduation in December! Never give up on your dreams, friends. And never be afraid to pull your department's arm for just another year of funding. You never know how much they want to help!

#31720 I want to major in religious studies but I'm deathly afraid of preaching in the quad or outside of WALC. I'd hate to get kicked out of the major I love just because I don't want to evangelize.

#31718 I want to major in religious studies but I'm deathly afraid of preaching in the quad or outside of WALC. I'd hate to get kicked out of the major I love just because I don't want to evangelize.

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

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