#Sorrynotsorry Confessions

I’ve f*cked in the stairwell of towers south.

I've used my vibrator in the Davies center bathroom

#31728 Two days last week my roommate pooped in a paper towel and left it on the kitchen counter. Apparently she got freaked out by something she read on the internet and thinks she caught tapeworms from the cat. Her logic is that since I'm in vet school, I SHOULD be able to diagnose her turd.

How do I go about telling her that paper towels are terrible for the sewer system and she should be using toilet paper?

I have a sugar daddy in Eau Claire. He’s well known in the business community here. He pays for my apartment, car, and tuition, and I fuck him a few nights a week. He’s actually in shape and a really good fuck. A couple guys have gotten mad about this so I don’t tell the guys I date anymore. No regrets!

Your CuStOm OfFsEtS sticker in your back window turns me on bro. Wanna watch Broke back MTN later?

#31722 After being homeless for a while I found a bnb that's been well to me for many stays. Last time there someone was using the bathroom so I had no choice but to pee in a large water bottle. During the lyft ride after checking out I realized I left the pee bottle next to the night stand because I forgot to throw it away when cleaning the room. That room was fucking spotless, it was beautiful...everything was immaculate except for the piss bottle next to the nightstand. Now I don't know what to do. Can I go back? What if she thinks I left it there on purpose as a "joke"? This is genuinely eating away at me - I'm torn between messaging her to apologize vs saying absolutely nothing but neither seems like a solid plan. Advice?

#31721 I don’t know what to make of this, but I had really bad diarrhea last week. I happened to be on the 7th floor of Beering Hall. As I approached the bathroom, I heard loud grunts. I assumed someone was just having a hard time passing a turd. I was wrong. It turned out two men were having sex in the men’s bathroom. I was oddly aroused.

#31719 After 17 years of graduate school at Purdue I'm proud to say that I'm approved for graduation in December! Never give up on your dreams, friends. And never be afraid to pull your department's arm for just another year of funding. You never know how much they want to help!