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By calling Rollins"The Harvard of the South" I assume they just mean full of trust fund white kids.
I think it is a requirement to be hot to get on the guys soccer team.
Most of the Lax Bros are hot, but I hope they are just chill guys and not all date-rapey. Yikess
Kappa bitches are the hot as fuck, try to deny it.
I heard Matt L could have been an Ambercrombie & Fitch model ;)
Having read this website, I've decided that most of your parents are completely wasting their money sending you to this school, because if fifty grand can't buy you basic spelling abilities or the ability to differentiate between the words affect and effect, you're pretty much fucked as far as coming across as an intelligent being is concerned. Mazel tov.
I like to walk past tour groups and say--quite loudly--very encouraging things for the freshmen to hear, such as, "Fine, you can go in bare next time so long as we use the boysenberry lube." or, "Condoms? Who needs a condom? Plan B is what, like fifty bucks?"
My friend vandalized our dorm. I sold them out so the entire dorm wouldn't get charged.