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#5626 I got my first internship offer which I accepted and I was all set to work there this summer. Then they sprung the drug test trap on me and only gave me a week. I literally spent every second of every day that I wasn't in class in the gym and drank maybe 4 gallons of water a day plus like 4 scoops of creatine. Just got my results back and I'm clean! As a side effect, I now have a six pack.
#5625 Dear Sodexo, you doubled the amount of sushi in the Mt. Fuji roll without raising the price. I know you didn't expect anyone to notice, but I did <333
#5624 A rich kid once told me to move out of the way, I told him Ok, if you give me 5 cents
#5623 To all the rich kids, leave us peasants alone
#5622 Rollins, where teachers drive Kias and students whip it in Bentleys
#5621 So I've been told by a lot of people that this isn't really a big deal, but still it continues to piss me off to no end. I don't know if it's more common here than where I'm from, but if you refer to me as "buddy," I instantly hope that the fleas of a million camels infests your pubic area. It's so condescending, like I'm below you or something. I'm not your fucking buddy.
#5620 oh my god shut up about your stupid comfort colors shirt
#5947 Not quite sure how I got an A on my last exam considering I rarely go to that 7:30 class... But shiiiit I'll take it!